Some asshole stole my bicycle. Walked to the rear of my house, took the bike, vanished. I wish he/she breaks his/her wretched neck while using it!
Sigh. It wasn't worth too much (got it for $500 second hand three years ago) but still...callous bastard! Ah well, so I don't have to think about fixing all the minor annoyances the bike started to suffer from.