Start with this:
Minus all this:
It's somewhat obvious that I have spent a bit of money
at subaXtreme, isn't it.
Weird coincidence: just a few days before the coffi^Wpallet arrived a
total bimbo bumped into my car: I was waiting behind her in a right-turn
lane, she committed to turning, successfully crossed the two lanes of
oncoming traffic - and then suddenly decided, for no good reason
whatsoever, to reverse back across those lanes...all the way into my
bumper - thunk.
I guess the new bar will be pretty good not just for the silly roos
but also for brainless suburban bimbos.
[ published on Wed 28.05.2014 23:56 | filed in interests/au
It's pretty obvious that 15.875mm is more than 11.1125mm. It's
certainly not immediately obvious that 5/8" is more than 7/16".
(and by immediate I mean "at a glance, without mental effort".)
[ published on Wed 28.05.2014 19:41 | filed in interests/au
A few weeks ago I was wearing my Nirvana shirt (x-eyed smiley on the front,
"flower sniffin, kitty pettin, baby kissin, corporate rock whores" on
the back) and waited in the queue at the supermarket.
A woman behind me asked me what kind of company I work for: she had read the
t-shirt text and thought it might involve gardening or rock walls...
[ published on Tue 27.05.2014 09:44 | filed in interests/humour
nachdem jetzt langsam österreich nimmer andauernd mit The Sound of Music
(falsch)verbunden wird, werdens wohl beim thema österreich jetzt für die
nächsten 50 jahre mit dem komischen würschtl daherkommen. wunderbar.
[ published on Sun 11.05.2014 18:28 | filed in interests/anti