snort! The quote is from a
on some fellows taking a bus for a joyride (after the driver had gone for a pee and forgot the keys
in the ignition).
Australians seem to like public transportation only if they can drive themselves, as evidenced by the final paragraph of said article:
"The trio resisted picking up passengers during their short trip, say police, unlike in Melbourne a month ago, when a 15-year-old boy was caught after picking up passengers in a tram he had taken."