As of 28.5., I'm the 3547th most paranoid geek on the planet.
One of the fringe benefits of the recent trip to Austria was that Werner Koch gave a keynote speech at the conference I was attending to, we had a chat and exchanged signatures (surprise, surprise; opportunities like that...). That has catapulted my paranoia ranking up a fair bit (from about 23500th place).
No comprendo? It's all about a type of modern voodoo, oddly-clothed weirdos sitting
around in pubs mumbling numeric incantations to each other and the result of this worship of
mathematical concepts. In short, not something normal people get excited about... but we're
not normal and proud of it!